2.5 GigaPixel photo
I found something called GigaPix. It has a 2.5 gigapixel photo that you can zoom in and view the details. Yes, I did say gigapixel, not megapixel. I swear I stared at that picture and zomed around for almost an hour. It’s a trip. Bonus points to the first person to tell me what time the photo was taken. Its in the picture somewhere.
Five past three.
HA! I WIN.
WHERE ARE MY BONUS POINTS, BITCH?!
Why call me a bitch mez?
Because I want you in my king-size bed. Now.
You are nuts…
You may call me nuts but I’m in love with you!
Baby, you look so good right now, I wanna get freaky with you right here on this table.
Then I will hit you doggy-style and give you a reach around until the break of dawn.
I dream of all the wonderful moments we shared together.
Aw, baby, I just want to get freaky with you right here on this hardwood floor. Right now.
Compliments and flattery are nice, but I can offer you much, much more.
Don’t leave me, baby. I’ll caress your hair.
I will massage you with scented oils from the Orient. I will reduce your beautiful body to jelly. You will be so relaxed that nothing else would matter except you and me, and the love we share. And we will ride together on a caravan of love all night long.
HELL YEAH.