• I want to take over the world using only a safety pin.
• I once zipped myself up.
• I hear voices. They tell me to do things with goats.
• I wanna make a female clone of me just to see what it would look like.
• I like the taste of blood (I can get the same taste by licking a penny though).
• The soilent green is made of people.
• In 4th grade I used to fake like I ran in to walls. Eventually people ignored me.
• In 5th grade I nailed my 4th grade teacher with a water balloon on the last day of school.
• Vinegar is not a good thing to drink a cup of. It tasted good but gave heart burn for 3 days.
• At a very early age I got my first taste of ballistics when I knocked a fire extinguisher on the floor and it shot through a window..
• I’m a geek, yet some people don’t believe me when I tell them, so I prove it.



• I like food. Healthy food, unhealthy food, it doesn’t matter to me unless it tastes good. If only someone would come up with food flavored gum, then maybe I could lose weight and still have taste.
• If I was rich I’d be called eccentric. Since I’m poor, I’m just weird.
• I want my very own mutant monkey.
• I think it would be funny or at least interesting to watch someone pee on an electric fence.
• I think all the animals were put into this world to make faces at me.

Yesterday, when I went on break I decided I wanted Twinkies for breakfast. I wanted a 4 pack, but they only had the 10 pack box. I figured I’ll just share. So, I’m back there eating a twinkie and a co worker walks by. I ask him if he wants a twinkie and he says no and walks away real fast. A few minutes later he comes by and notices I’m eating a twinkie. He says to me, ‘I thought you asked if I wanted a quickie.’

Today I was talking with someone else and it hit me. I’m glad I wasn’t eating Ding-Dongs.

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