I’m glad I wasn’t eating Ding-Dongs
Yesterday, when I went on break I decided I wanted Twinkies for breakfast. I wanted a 4 pack, but they only had the 10 pack box. I figured I’ll just share. So, I’m back there eating a twinkie and a co worker walks by. I ask him if he wants a twinkie and he says no and walks away real fast. A few minutes later he comes by and notices I’m eating a twinkie. He says to me, ‘I thought you asked if I wanted a quickie.’
Today I was talking with someone else and it hit me. I’m glad I wasn’t eating Ding-Dongs.
thats a funny anecdote!
last night while at a pub with some friends, an unfamiliar guy next to us put his beer bottle out to “cheers” us (we still don’t know why). as he clinked our beer bottles i heard him say, “so long.” so i replied, “bye, have a nice night.”
he looked perplexed and a bit hurt shrugged his shoulders then said, “oh, okay fine.”
leaning in closer i asked, “didn’t you say so long, as in goodnight?”
“no, i said salute.”
ahhhhh, lol, see your moms advice to not talk to strangers should be followed no matter your age!