• Do ventrilloquists ever get diagnosed with Dissociative identity disorder?
• What would happen if they put monkeys in with elephants in the zoo. They fling enough poo as it is. Elephants make quite a bit of poo. Scary Thought.
• I’ve seen warning labels like, “(On a mattress) Warning do not attempt to swallow” and “(On a gun) Danger. Firing a loaded weapon at a person can cause injury or death”. You know someone, somewhere had to try this. I’m wondering why someone would want to eat a mattress. What the hell?
• Ever wonder what Cats are thinking or seeing when they star off into space?
• Staying on that topic. What goes through cats minds when we are trying to play with them. “Oh god, not that stupid string again..”

That’s just how my brain works.