Strange Things About Me

Scott Hough — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 03:05:30 +0000

Some are made up and some are real. I’ll leave it up to you to figure them out.

I want to take over the world using only a safety pin.
I once zipped myself up.
I hear voices. They tell me to do things with goats.
I wanna make a female clone of me just to see what it would look like.
I like the taste of blood (I can get the same taste by licking a penny though).
The soilent green is made of people.
In 4th grade I used to fake like I ran in to walls. Eventually people ignored me.
In 5th grade I nailed my 4th grade teacher with a water balloon on the last day of school.
Vinegar is not a good thing to drink a cup of. It tasted good but gave heart burn for 3 days.
At a very early age I got my first taste of ballistics when I knocked a fire extinguisher on the floor and it shot through a window..
I’m a geek, yet some people don’t believe me when I tell them, so I prove it.

I like food. Healthy food, unhealthy food, it doesn’t matter to me unless it tastes good. If only someone would come up with food flavored gum, then maybe I could lose weight and still have taste.
If I was rich I’d be called eccentric. Since I’m poor, I’m just weird.
I want my very own mutant monkey.
I think it would be funny or at least interesting to watch someone pee on an electric fence.
I think all the animals were put into this world to make faces at me.

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