Scott Hough

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Some are made up and some are real. I’ll leave it up to you to figure them out.

I want to take over the world using only a safety pin.
I once zipped myself up.
I hear voices. The tell me to do things with goats.
I wanna make a female clone of me just to see what it [...]

Ever wonder if Santa Claus listens to too much rap music? I mean he uses the word ‘ho’ too much.
If you’re looking at porn on the internet and get a virus, can you call that a sexually transmitted virus for your computer?

You may think butchers wear lab coats to protect them from the blood. Thats not the case. They really wear them because they secretly want to be mad scientists. With all those animal body parts, they have material to play Dr. Frankenstein.
I’ll let you think about that for a while. I’ll be here when you [...]

I was on the bus today coming home from my sisters where I spent the day. I saw a bar called “The Rusty Nail” and all I could think was, “Would you have to get a tetanus shot to drink there?” I also came up with a possible slogan for them, “Free tetanus shot with [...]

I was walking by a cemetery today on the way home from work. It got me thinking. I now know what I want when I die. Its a little weird. Then again, I’m not completely normal.
I’ve decided when I die, I want part of the flesh cut of my leg and a metal plate embedded [...]