Do ventrilloquists ever get diagnosed with Dissociative identity disorder?
What would happen if they put monkeys in with elephants in the zoo. They fling enough poo as it is. Elephants make quite a bit of poo. Scary Thought.
I’ve seen warning labels like, “(On a mattress) Warning do not attempt to swallow” and “(On a gun) Danger. [...]

When I first posted my post about the full moon affecting peoples behavior, I never expected it to be the most popular post on the blog. It seems that once a month around the full moon I see a HUGE spike in traffic.
Reading the comments that are posted on the post I see lots of [...]

Some are made up and some are real. I’ll leave it up to you to figure them out.

I want to take over the world using only a safety pin.
I once zipped myself up.
I hear voices. They tell me to do things with goats.
I wanna make a female clone of me just to see what it [...]

Ever wonder if Santa Claus listens to too much rap music? I mean he uses the word ‘ho’ too much.
If you’re looking at porn on the internet and get a virus, can you call that a sexually transmitted virus for your computer?

You may think butchers wear lab coats to protect them from the blood. Thats not the case. They really wear them because they secretly want to be mad scientists. With all those animal body parts, they have material to play Dr. Frankenstein.
I’ll let you think about that for a while. I’ll be here when you [...]